Turning Detroit Into Farm Land
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29 Questions
1. If I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP
SECTION?" WOULD IT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE?
2. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
3. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH
SOAP?
4. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT
CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
5. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
6. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
7.WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED
PLANT?
8. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
9. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
10. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL
CLEAN THEM?
11. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
12. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
13. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO
REMAIN SILENT?
14. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
15. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD
SIGNS?
16. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
17. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
18. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
19. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
20. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
21. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
22. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
23. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
24. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
25. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
26. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
27. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME
DISORIENTED?
29. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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