Want your Ex Girlfriend Back? 10 Signs That She Still Wants You.

Your relationship, for whatever the reason, came to an end. Now you realize that this was a terrible mistake, and you want your ex girlfriend back. How do you tell if she is willing to start over with you?
Perhaps she has moved on and wants nothing to do with you. Or perhaps she still has strong feelings for you. How can you tell? It is impossible to tell exactly how your ex feels. That might have been a reason you broke up in the first place!
The good news is that there are certain signs that you can look for that just might indicate she wants you back. I have compiled a list of those 10 signs that might show that she still wants you.

1. She continually says “I still want you” as she cries and begs for you to take her back. This is a hint that she might be interested in sparking the flames of love with you again. The key here is to not only listen to the words she is saying, and then try to determine what the message she is trying to convey to you non-verbally. When you listen to your heart, and not her sobbing tears, you will know if she wants you back or not.

2. She spray paints the words “lying pig” and “cheating bastard” on the hood of your car. This is a sign that she still cares deeply for you. Analyze the loops of the ‘p’ in ‘pig’. If they are rounded and slightly curved to the left, then she is still deeply in love with you. If the ‘y” in ‘lying” is hangs lower than any other letter, then she may have gotten over you. If the t’s in ‘bastard’ are not crossed in a parallel way, then she might have a tendency to lie. Either way, she felt strongly enough to paint your car so she might feel strongly enough to want you back in her life.

3. She claims you never actually broke up in the first place and refuses to move out and give you the key to your apartment back. I have seen this display time and time again. I have come to the conclusion that this is either a profound display of love, or the actions of a mentally unstable person. You will have to take time to discern which it is.

4. She refuses to open the handcuffs and un-gag you until you promise to take her back. It is especially difficult to know how someone feels when they are notoriously coy and unforthcoming with their true emotions. Try to look into her eyes when she behaves this way, and I am certain you will be able to ascertain whether or not she wants you back as her boyfriend. (Then try to remember your ‘safety’ word.)

5. She exhibits nervous behavior when she kills your children’s pet bunny then boils it in a pot on your stove. Sometimes it’s obvious when someone wants you back. Sometimes it’s obvious when you need to call the police when they want you back that badly.

6. She names her first child after you. This shows that she is very much in love with you and wants to carry a piece of you in the being she loves most in this world, her only child. Or, you have a really great name and she wanted to use it regardless of how poorly she still thinks of you. Or maybe she is not really that creative, and that was the first name she thought of because she doesn’t really even remember you. (On second thought, naming her child after you may not be an indication of anything.)

7. She threatens to blackmail you in order to expose you as the lying, cheating, disgusting pig and fraud that you are. The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. So clearly, she is not indifferent if she is willing to extort you. This is a sign you still have a chance with her.

8. She holds your new girlfriend hostage at gunpoint, hoping to get to see you again. You have to be open to the possibility that she wants you back when she is willing to go through really creative lengths to be this romantic. If she cares enough to do a grand gesture as romantic as this, then I would have to say, ‘wake up and smell the coffee, dude’! She still wants you.

9. She goes to court to get more child support money from you. When this happens, it is so obvious that she is still a smitten kitten, and she wants her little pooh-bear back in her arms where he belongs! Everyone knows that litigation is the shortest distance between two hearts. Open your eyes and your heart and see that she still wants you.. . and some more money.

10. She tries to run you over with her car in a deserted parking lot, and then claims it was an accident. Twice. How can she be more obvious? Stop being so dumb, this girl is still madly in love with you!

How to Tell If A Guy Likes You in 5 Easy Ways

Sometimes it is difficult to ascertain if the attraction you feel for someone is reciprocated. I have formulated 5 easy techniques for you determine if a guy likes you.

Notice his eye contact. Men react to eye contact in different ways if they are fond of you. If he likes you, he may either look away quickly if he is shy, or he'll try to catch your eye and hold it if he is more confident. It’s a fact that when a guy likes you his pupils will dilate when you speak to him. This is difficult to pick up on, so I recommend getting as close as possible to his face and watch his pupils when you talk to him to make sure you can see if they dilate.

Examine his subtle body language. If a man is attracted to you, you may be able to pick up on the restrained body language that says “I like you”. If he thrusts his hips at you when you walk by, or if he licks his lips and then grabs his crotch when he looks at you, it might mean he likes you.

Listen to what he's saying. Really listen to what he is saying to try to determine the true meaning of his words. If he is fond of you, and he will probably say something like “I like you.”, or “You have enormous boobs.” or “You look like a hooker.” Learn to read between the lines of what he is saying as he might just be hinting that he is attracted to you.

Be aware of touching. He might light put his hand on your arm when he laughs, or he might not move his leg if it happens to touch yours. He may hug you for small things. He might hug you for no reason at all. He might even hug you for long extended periods of times at awkward or inappropriate times. He may even “accidentally” touch your breast or “accidentally” unhook your bra. These are all very subtle ways a guy is trying to tell you he likes you.

Check for signs of nervousness. Anxious extended periods of laughter, sweaty palms, deep breaths, eye twitching, and total loss of bladder control are all good signs of an attraction towards you and that he is nervous about making an impression on someone he fancies.

10 Questions to Stimulate Conversation on a First Date

The first date is often the hardest. Here you are, talking with a virtual stranger with very few obvious commonalities or history, forced together in a social setting, trying to get to know each other while trying to impress one another. Personally, the worst part of a first date is the awkward pauses in conversation when you both run out of things to talk about.

I always say, it is best to be prepared! I recommend having some stimulating questions memorized that you can ask to ask to keep the conversation going. I have compiled my personal favorite 10 first date questions, which are light and topical, yet will break the ice, help you find out a little bit about your date, and allow you have a little fun while you are doing it. They have been hugely successful for me, and it is my hope they will be as successful for you.

1. Have you had any type of exotic parasite?

2. What is the strangest thing you have put in your mouth?

3. What is the more terrifying possibility, that there is no God, or that there is a God, but he just doesn’t care?

4. If given the choice, would you rather admit that you are a liar or an idiot?

5. Who do you think was the hottest Republican First Lady: Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush or Laura Bush?

6. If civilization were to collapse, and only your family has managed to survive, which one of your siblings would you reproduce with in order to repopulate the Earth?

7. What is the distinction you make between the concepts of Justice and Revenge?

8. What is your favorite dinosaur?

9. What is the most illegal activity you feel comfortable doing regularly?

10. What motivates you act in an ethical manner: the fear of punishment, the desire to acclimate to social norms, or because doing Good is reward in itself?

These are my favorite first date questions - I would love to hear yours!

10 Fresh & Thrilling Places to Meet Eligible Men

Do you feel that you have exhausted the same places everyone else is looking for dates? Everyone is plumbing for the same men at coffee shops, dog parks and AA meetings. It is time to try some fresh places to find nice, eligible bachelors for dating. Here are 10 new places to find men.


1. Construction sites. Are you looking for ambitious and hard working men? Then check out a nearby constuction site is the place to find it in this testosterone ladened Xanadu of manly men.

2. Interstate Truckstops. The best ones in my opinion are the isolated ones on lonely stretches of interstate. This is typically the haunts of hard working, yet perhaps lonely men with very few women around. The competition for dates is nearly non-existent out here, especially late at night.

3. Homeless shelters. Are you looking for your very own diamond in the rough? Then perhaps you need to hang out at more homeless shelters to meet men. Often, these men are on the upswing in their lives. Just think: It can only get better for your future man from here!

4. Funeral Homes. A surprisingly wonderful place to meet men! You do not even need to know the recently deceased person, but certainly some single men will come to pay their respects! You will also garner a glimpse into the family of your future boyfriend as well as gauge their emotional stablity.

5. Loading docks at a sea port. Do you want variety in your men? Or are you excited about seeing something new before anyone else sees it? Than consider spending some time at the loading docks of your local sea port. Be it Boston or Seattle, San Diego or New Orleans, the men getting off these boats are like the Pier One Imports of men!

6. The Great American Appalachian Trail. How about 2175 miles of potential eligible athletic men? Sure, they might smell a bit musky after being on the trail and not bathing for weeks, but think of the strong hard bodies that you will find on the trail while working on your own personal fitness.

7. 24 Hour Breakfast Establishments. Not only a great place to get such favorites as “Moon’s Over my Hammie” or “Adam & Eve on a Raft”, but think of the wonderful, interesting, and exciting people you could meet at 3am over coffee and bacon.

8. Strip Clubs. Clearly, the men in these clubs are looking for wonderful women to spend a lifetime spoiling. At first glance, it may seem if the competition to snag the best bachelors is to strong, but the employee/customer relationship is usually discouraged! You are free to snag the best of the best from those working girls!

9. Laundry Mats. Not only are you sure to meet interesting and artistic types, you will also find some men who are concerned with personal hygiene. That is always a plus in my book!

10. Prison. This is perhaps the best way to make a long term commitment in finding your ideal mate. Spend some quality time writing letters to inmates. Share with each other really intimate details of one another’s lives. In 7 to 10 years, you could have the most wonderful date of all time!
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Exit Stage Left: 10 Awesome Exit Strategies Out of a Bad Date

Let’s face it, we have all gone on a date that was a ripe delicious fruit of possibility when it started, but ended up being a rotten, smelly, stinky egg in the end. In the whacky world of romance, the occasional really bad date will happen. Although an occasional bad date is inevitable, it is nothing to fear. The key is to leave your date politely and quickly with an effective exit strategy. You can mitigate the loss of precious time and energy by ending the date swiftly with these 10 helpful and easy exit strategies that I have developed for you.

* Remember, it’s important to ALWAYS carry protection with you when you go out on dates! Print this list out and keep it in your pocket. You never know when you might need to refer to it.

1. Lock your date in a utility closet and walk away. If the closet does not have a lock, then wedge a chair underneath the door handle.

2. Fake being struck by lightning as soon as you get outside. If getting outside is impossible, fake being electrocuted using a lamp or any available outlet.

3. Claim to be suddenly struck with amnesia. Keep asking them “Who are you?” and “Why do you keep following me?”

4. Lose control of basic body functions. Drool or show signs of uncontrollable urination.

5. Claim to suddenly realize that you are gay. If you are on a same sex date, then claim to suddenly realize that you are straight.

6. Introduce your date to an invisible friend. Invite the invisible friend into the conversation, and buy your invisible friend a drink. In a few minutes, claim that your invisible friend is not feeling well and that you need to take your invisible friend home, then leave.

7. Excuse yourself, explain that you need to run an errand and then do not return.

8. Keep looking at your watch anxiously and repeatedly ask the same questions over and over. “What is today’s date?” “Do you know what phase the moon is in?” “Is it nearly midnight?” “How do you feel about body hair?” After you ask these questions, follow up with a loud, piercing, wolf-like howl.

9. Claim to be homeless. Once outside, make yourself comfortable on the sidewalk and ask “Do you want to spend the night?”

10. If all else fails, the moment your date turns their back to you, run and hide.