After You Get Lucky: The 7 Sexiest Things to Do After Sex!

Sometimes it's what you do after sex that makes you a great lover...


1. Rate your partner’s sexual abilities. There is nothing sexier than scoring your partner’s performance right after you make love to one another. And don’t be afraid to tell your lover if there is room for improvement, your partner will certainly appreciate some constructive criticism right after sex.

2. Reminisce about past romances. There is nothing more romantic then talking about everyone else you have slept with while cuddling after great sex. You can make this discussion even hotter by comparing your partner to those past romances.

3. Fall asleep. Certainly, you are both tired. Turn on your side, make yourself comfortable and get a great night of sleep. Nothing is sexier than waking up refreshed in the morning.

4. Ask them to go make you a sandwich and/or get you a beer. Most people find being bossed around like a servant really, really hot. Try it! At the very least you might get a great sandwich.

5. List all the around the house jobs you need done. Everyone thinks ambition is sexy! While holding one another after sex, simply list all the chores that need to get done around the house and at work. This is a major turn on for most people.

6. Pay your partner in cash. Prostitution is very taboo, and what is sexier than things that are taboo? Treat your partner like a cheap whore right after love making and just watch the sexual energy skyrocket between the two of you.

7. Admit to any infidelity. Right after sex, when you are both literally naked and venerable, is a great time to admit to any infidelity. In fact, take this opportunity to discuss any emotional transgressions that might have ever occurred. Do not worry if this leads to a fight, because make-up sex is very sexy!

13 Unlucky Pet Names You Should Avoid

I know you really, really want to express your affection to your lover and show how clever you are at the same time. However, lovey-dovey language can be so corny it makes you want to heave chunks. But researchers have found that it might actually serve a purpose: Pet names pave the way to a playful, durable, and satisfying relationship. One study on couples' pet names published in the Journal of Social and Personal Relationships reported that the more goofy names, made-up terms, and covert requests for nooky a couple used, the higher their relationship satisfaction tended to be. So, if you want to make it to your 50th anniversary, I suggest that you create awesome pet names for one another and do not use any of the following terms of endearment:

"Fartsy" – Even if you both are comfortable enough to do this in front of one another, and for that I applaud you, flatulence is probably not the romantic ideal for a pet name.

"Second Choice" – We all treasure in the deepest, most secret place in our heart “the one who got away”, but perhaps a pet name that does not reflect life’s lost loves is in order here.

"My Little Howler Monkey"- Unless your mate is very hairy and has a thing for bananas, this pet name is one to avoid.

"Moro" (Short for moron) – I question the romantic notion of critiquing your mate’s intelligence in the pet name that you choose for them. This cutesy name is definitely one to rethink.

"Pumpkin", "Kumquat", "My Little Zucchini" (or any other unflattering fruit or vegetable shape) – Who needs to be compared to unsexy vegetables?

Any other name besides yours- Awkward! A pet name definitely to be avoided at all cost if you want to see your next anniversary together, much less number 50.

"Pudge" - Even though we should embrace how we are and be proud of our bodies, who needs to be reminded that they could stand to loose a few pounds?

"Baby Momma or Baby Daddy" – And though this may be true, perhaps something more romantic than a term that reflects your mates sperm or ova donation is in order here.

"Floppytrunk" – Honestly, at the end of the day, who truly doesn’t love a floppytrunk? Although this is almost universally true, perhaps something slightly more flattering would be a better choice of pet names.

"Paycheck" – It has always been my motto not to bite the hand that feeds me, and this pet name gnaws the hand that feeds you right up to the metaphorical elbow. It has been my experience that “sugar daddies” and “sugar mommies” want to live in the fantasy of being loved for who they are, and not what they have. You owe it to them to leave them in this dream world with some other pet name.

"Thunderchunky" – This sounds more like a flavor of ice cream than a pet name. Let’s shelve this term of endearment forever.

"Fido" – That’s just mean.

"Slutty Buddy" – You may want to make sure that the notion that you are both just friends with benefits is correctly understood, I would avoid using this as a pet name for your lover. Just remember, the pet name you choose for your lover is also a reflection on you!

10 Fun Summer Things That Will Make You Sexier Than You Already Are

It’s summer! Are you tired of looking not sexy? Or are you sexy, but want to be even sexier? Everyone goes through phases of not feeling sexy enough. If you're ready to revamp your look this summer and turn heads, keep reading. No matter what your body shape, you can become sexier just by doing some of the fun summer things you would probably already do. Just remember to do them sexier!

Wear a Man-kini: You work hard for that body, so show the world what God blessed you with! Ok, so you have not hit the gym in a few weeks – but who cares? You have a natural physique that others will certainly admire at the beach. Well, maybe you don’t work out and you still opted for the second helping of apple strudel ala mode after a delicious Taco Bell dinner…again. Wouldn’t you be more comfortable with less fabric constricting your junk as it hangs out at the beach? Go ahead, you’re sexy dammit. Wear that man-kini with a fierce confidence usually reserved for those much younger and sexier than you. Then feel free to hit on anyone you deem worthy of your attention, they will be powerless in the presence of your man-kini.

Create Pubic Topiary or a Pubic Savage Garden: Either way, groom your business in a way that will make it memorable! Toss caution to the wind and let your rug clash with your curtains. Tease it up into a big hedge, shave your lover’s name in there, or leave just enough unshaved to give yourself what I like to call “The Hitler”. Just remember what they always say, “Well behaved pubes rarely make history”.

Don’t Wear Any Underwear: This is always sexy. It’s not totally hygienic, but really sexy things rarely are. Take it from one who knows.

Order Drinks With the Word “Sex” in Them: such as “Screaming Orgasms,” “Sex on the Beach” “Watermelon Blow Jobs,” etc, etc. Just ordering these drinks will make you seem sexier to anyone within ear shot of you. This comes in handy if you are trying to hook up with the bartender.

Sling on a Tight Tube Top: You work hard for that body, so show the world what God blessed you with! Ok, so you have not hit the gym in a few weeks – but who cares? You have a natural physique that others will certainly admire at the beach. Well, maybe you don’t work out and you still opted for the second helping of apple strudel ala mode after a delicious Taco Bell dinner…again. Wouldn’t you be more comfortable with less fabric constricting your junk as it hangs out at the beach? Go ahead, you’re sexy dammit. Wear that tube top with a fierce confidence usually reserved for those much younger and sexier than you. Oh, wait, did I say this already?

Squeeze into a pair of Tight Tight Tight Jeans: Nothing says sexy then a pair of jeans stretched taught over your sexy ass and thighs. Its not tight enough until you have to paint them on. Make sure that your moose knuckles are showing! Trust me, that will drive everyone around you wild with passion and desire for you.

Wear Stilettos all Summer Long: Walking around like you are about to tip over at anytime is really, really sexy. Wear them all the time, everywhere you go. They look sexy at sporting events and back yard BBQ’s, at the beach, or on camping trips.

Wear Lots and Lots of Luscious Lip liner: My rule of thumb is, until I notice that you have lip lined your mouth, you haven’t used enough. Only when it looks like you just had a dog turd in your mouth does it truly start looking really, really sexy.

Start Smoking: As a former smoker, I can’t think of anything sexier then wheezing, strained breathing, carcinogenic chemicals, yellow teeth and bad breath. May I bum a cigarette? I have the sudden urge to look really, really sexy myself.