Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, a beautiful princess and a handsome prince lived happily ever after! We all want that magical fairy tale relationship of our dreams. How do you find that prince charming? The gold is at the end of the rainbow if you follow these lucky seven steps:
1. Seek out animals that speak perfect English or otherwise behave in anthropomorphic ways when they interact with you. If you find one, and they seem friendly, listen to their advice and try to do what they say. If they seem more interested in eating you then helping you, you may want to take anything they say with a grain of salt, so to speak.
2. Be an orphan that often gets lost in large dark forests that are filled with witches, wolves and fairies.
3. Try to be an estranged member of a royal family that hangs out with the handsome princes, the attractive dukes, or the strongest and bravest of the knights. If this is impossible, then at least hang out with the best looking of the stable hands.
4. Have an unscrupulous, manipulating, or otherwise generally evil relative who needs to kill you in order to gain control of the royal throne. It’s even better if this relative happens to be a witch, a warlock, or a dark wizard.
5. Live in a kingdom that existed long ago and far away, especially if it was an obscure one existed during medieval times. It is best to find a kingdom with a great castle: one with a deep mote, a windowless tower, and perhaps a dragon in the dungeon.
6. Be more precocious, attractive and far more clever than any of your relatives.
7. Believe in magic, whether or not if you practice it yourself.
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