Monday, August 10, 2009

After You Get Lucky: The 7 Sexiest Things to Do After Sex!

Sometimes it's what you do after sex that makes you a great lover...

1. Rate your partner’s sexual abilities. There is nothing sexier than scoring your partner’s performance right after you make love to one another. And don’t be afraid to tell your lover if there is room for improvement, your partner will certainly appreciate some constructive criticism right after sex.

2. Reminisce about past romances. There is nothing more romantic then talking about everyone else you have slept with while cuddling after great sex. You can make this discussion even hotter by comparing your partner to those past romances.

3. Fall asleep. Certainly, you are both tired. Turn on your side, make yourself comfortable and get a great night of sleep. Nothing is sexier than waking up refreshed in the morning.

4. Ask them to go make you a sandwich and/or get you a beer. Most people find being bossed around like a servant really, really hot. Try it! At the very least you might get a great sandwich.

5. List all the around the house jobs you need done. Everyone thinks ambition is sexy! While holding one another after sex, simply list all the chores that need to get done around the house and at work. This is a major turn on for most people.

6. Pay your partner in cash. Prostitution is very taboo, and what is sexier than things that are taboo? Treat your partner like a cheap whore right after love making and just watch the sexual energy skyrocket between the two of you.

7. Admit to any infidelity. Right after sex, when you are both literally naked and venerable, is a great time to admit to any infidelity. In fact, take this opportunity to discuss any emotional transgressions that might have ever occurred. Do not worry if this leads to a fight, because make-up sex is very sexy!

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  1. Um...I tried these 'tips' and not only was I scowled at but I was slapped, punched, kicked and had my five dollars taken off the bed side table where it was generously left. What the hell buddy? I have a feeling you are not really looking out for a brother.